we're blogging at a bar
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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