is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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