"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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