idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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