I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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