how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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