Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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