Got a toothbrush?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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