We won't sleep together?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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