who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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