Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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