i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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