Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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