i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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