It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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