so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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