Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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