I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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