dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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