I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
