i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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