I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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