So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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