I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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