just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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