There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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