Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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