When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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