I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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