I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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