just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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