stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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