What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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