turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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