Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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