party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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