no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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