I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want to fling myself into the sun
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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