Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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