I'm really into asian looking animals
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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