Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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