It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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