FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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