i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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