How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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