garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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