Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I had to cum in my sink.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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