so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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