All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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