i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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