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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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